About this Cat
Meet Fern: A Cat with Sass, Class, and a Smack of… Spunk.Are you tired of cats who are too nice? Looking for a feline with the personality of a Victorian ghost and the sass of a reality TV star? Look no further—Fern is here to fill your life with love, mild fear, and the occasional surprise nibble.Fern is a four-year-old dilute tortoiseshell with a soft, smokey coat and a heart full of… let’s call it selective affection. She loves attention, being held like the queen she is, and demanding affection on her terms. Cross her at the wrong moment? You might get a light swat, just to remind you who's in charge. We respect boundaries in this house—and by "we," we mean you.Fern does not like other cats, and she’s made it very clear that kids are not her vibe. She prefers to be the only diva in the house (and who can blame her?).Perfect for:Adults who speak fluent sarcasm.People who understand that "I love you" sometimes sounds like a growl.Anyone who wants a cat with personality, claws, and standards.Adopt Fern—she may never bake you cookies, but she’ll make sure you never feel safe changing the TV channel again.Adoption fee of $120 includes spay, microchip, vaccines, deworming, FIV/FeLV testing, and flea preventionApply here: https://2pawsup.org/applications/adoption-application/
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100% of Fern's balance will be sent to whoever adopts Fern.
Adopt Fern and Receive Fern's Fund
Adopting a pet can be expensive, and we're trying to help by fundraising for each individual in need of adoption. After verifying the adoption, Fern's new family will receive the funds that their pet has raised.
$0.0 is Fern's current balance
The adopting family is the only party eligible to receive the contribution. If you adopted the Fern, thank you for providing a home and a loving family!
Please begin the process of claiming Fern's contribution here.
For adoptions in which nokillnetwork.org was the matchmaker and we have contact information for both parties, we make every effort to contact the adopting family. For adoptions that were not facilitated by nokillnetwork.org, we still encourage the adopting family to claim the contribution by submitting the necessary information.
The adopting family is the only party eligible to receive the contribution. The adopting family will be required to provide proof of adoption between 4-6 weeks after adoption. This is to ensure that the home is a good match and Fern was not returned. After we have verified the adoption, Fern’s balance will be sent to the adopting family. Our staff provides instructions and help throughout this process.
We want the Fern’s balance to go to the adopting family as a way to say thank you for providing a loving home and to help with pet care expenses. In the unfortunate event we cannot contact them and verify the adoption, Fern’s balance will remain in our general fund. This fund may be used to match contributions made to other adoptable pets, incentify other adoption-related actions, promote our mission, or support the operating expenses of nokillnetwork.org. If you would like to make a direct contribution to nokillnetwork.org to help us help other pets in need, you can go here. We appreciate your generosity and help!
Contribute to Fern's Stash!
100% of Fern's balance will be sent to whoever adopts Fern.
About this Cat
Meet Fern: A Cat with Sass, Class, and a Smack of… Spunk.Are you tired of cats who are too nice? Looking for a feline with the personality of a Victorian ghost and the sass of a reality TV star? Look no further—Fern is here to fill your life with love, mild fear, and the occasional surprise nibble.Fern is a four-year-old dilute tortoiseshell with a soft, smokey coat and a heart full of… let’s call it selective affection. She loves attention, being held like the queen she is, and demanding affection on her terms. Cross her at the wrong moment? You might get a light swat, just to remind you who's in charge. We respect boundaries in this house—and by "we," we mean you.Fern does not like other cats, and she’s made it very clear that kids are not her vibe. She prefers to be the only diva in the house (and who can blame her?).Perfect for:Adults who speak fluent sarcasm.People who understand that "I love you" sometimes sounds like a growl.Anyone who wants a cat with personality, claws, and standards.Adopt Fern—she may never bake you cookies, but she’ll make sure you never feel safe changing the TV channel again.Adoption fee of $120 includes spay, microchip, vaccines, deworming, FIV/FeLV testing, and flea preventionApply here: https://2pawsup.org/applications/adoption-application/
